What a weekend Forest Chumpmiles. .

Hi Dudes!

"Aint no party like a Run Chump party, cause a Run Chump party doesn't stop."  For REALZ.

Oh man, where to start?  I had such a crazy Chumptastic weekend...it was just sick.  Actually I was just sick.  Sick as in "ill" not "phat".

I ran 9 on Saturday and 10 miles on Sunday.  It felt pretty good.  It would have been a lot better if Besser hadn't run (ran / run?) with me.  Better - Besser...get it?  No?  Yur dumb.

Guess what?  CHUMP is not only my second given name, it is also a computer language.  I know, right.

Below are descriptions of a STUMP (little 16 bit RISC) written in CHUMP.

(isa "STUMP16"  ; STUMP is a simple 16bit processor (C) Andrew Bardsley

                 ; Use this description to learn chump

                 ; This is not a good tutorial but you can get the basics

                 ; Firstly the basics:

                 ; The following is the correct syntax to describe a translation

                 ; (("Disasambled descrption")(Assambled description))

                 ; disassamled description is simply a string or set of strings

                 ; Assembled description is a set of bits I (always on),O (always off),

                 ;      X (dontcare but set as on),Z (dontcare but set as off)

                 ; Be careful, I and O are LETTERS. The parser will complain if it doesnt understand.

                 ; e.g. 1 :   (("R3")(OII)) - matches 011 to "R3"

                 ;                              and "R3" to 011

                 ; e.g. 2 :   (("BR")(OZX)) - matches 000, 001, 010 or 011 to "BR"

                 ;                              and "BR" to 001

                 ; e.g. 3 :   (("PC")(III))

Is there a language called "Chris"?  Yeah, I didn't think so.  I win.

Bix @ 6

Hi Dudes!

The first Bix @ 6 was Thursday.  Me + me sick + 95 degree weather + bix @ 6 +Brady street = death.  For realz!  The kid was struggling.  What is no relief?

I almost didn't run, but it's Bix @ 6 brother.  You gotta run that.  It might be hard to tell, but that is me in the picture.  Rockin it shirtless style cause I am a gangsta.  "G" is for gangsta!

What did I run it in.  Who really knows?  I think I eeked out a 56 minute effort.  Not bad.  Not bad because that is awesome! 

- Chump around, chump around, chump up chump up and git down, chump around.

-Chump out

What are you looking at?

First of all, I'm not bald, I'm just big foreheaded.  Maybe if I grow my hair out long enough, no one will notice?  Ninth of all you are all haters and jealous.  You need to respect The Chad.


Hi Dudes!  What is up?  Who likes soccer?  Four of you like soccer?  Well four of you are in for a real treat then.  I am going to write the rest of this post in South African.  For Realz!


Oooh, check that.  Turns out English is not the most common language.  Zulu (24 percent speak Zulu at home), followed by Xhosa (18 percent), and Afrikaans (13 percent). English is only the sixth-most common home language in the country.  Boo.


But, here are some common Zulu phrases you can yell at the TV during World Cup -


Cheers/Good health!    =                                Impilontle! Akubekuhle!
Call the police!             =                                Biza amaphoyisa!
This gentleman lady will pay for everything  =  Inenekazi lizokhokha konke
My hovercraft is full of eels   =                        Umkhumbi wami ugcwele ngenyoka zemanzini
I feel sick  =                                                   Ngiyagula.
I need a doctor  =                                          Ngidinga udokotela

Okay, maybe you wouldn't yell that at the TV, but you try and find useful TV / World Cup / funny / Zulu phrases you jerks.


What is no Zulu?!

Okay, back to running.  I came, I ran, I kicked a$$.  That treadmill didn't know what hit it.  But I know.  It was me, and I destroyed that treadmill.  For realz!  Check it out. 


That's right...I ran the tread right off the mill.  How's that taste treadmill.  Who's calling the shots now?


- Chad out

In the 190s

Dam-to-Dam-to-Dam-T-Dam-Ditty-Ditty  A little Kid Rock for you, Dam to Dam style.

So, I'm under 200 pounds still and dropping.  Today I am sitting at 195.  Holla!  It took the kid forevs to get under two bills.  The upsetting thing is that Jillian Michaels says my reasonable weight is between 129 and 163.  129?  Really?  And 163?  Jeesh, that is thins dudes.  Maybe Jillian should weigh 87 pounds.  What a cow.

I'm gonna keep on keeping on.  Because "it is what it is".  BTW, that is favorite expression.  Let's say it again..."it is what it is".  And who can forget that great Lifehouse song..."It is what it is".  But what does "it is what it is" really mean?

A) A phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually implies helplessness.


B) A phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually means "it will be what it is," as in "it ain't gonna change, so deal with it or don't." See also tough shit, oh well, cry me a river and tfb.

example - I can't believe the price of gas! It is what it is.

example - It troubles me that you continue to put cyanide in my Yoohoo even after I've asked you to stop.  Hmm, it is what it is.  For Realz!

New I Phone

They announced the new I Phone today.  Woot Woot.  Nerd Nerd.

here is the Jailbreak code for the new one.  Just wrote it 17 minutes ago.

The new I Phone is sick.  Sick good...not sick bad.

I gotta run, busy busy night.  I will leave with a screen shot of my current I phone.  For Realz!

Sub 200

That's right hotties...the kid is under 200 and looking good.

I am running Dam to Dam this weekend.  With any luck my nipples will not bleed and I will have the speed.

Fast and skinny?  You better believe it.

I'm for realz!

What did I run?  I ran from home to the Bix turn and back.  That is 7.6 miles by my wrist watch calculator.  Bamm.

What goes Chump in the night?

Hi Dudes!

I like food, I like my couch, I like reebs.  I like Reeba McEntire and Rees Davis.

I just don't like running right now.



Hate is a strong word, and my daddy always said, "you have to first love something, to hate it."  Oh Daddy.  Why don't you get your lazy ass up and go for a run?  Let's see who hates what now.

Breathe.  The kid is getting mad again.  I am going to go punch your mom in the face.

FOR REALZ!