What goes Chump in the night?

Hi Dudes!

I like food, I like my couch, I like reebs.  I like Reeba McEntire and Rees Davis.

I just don't like running right now.



Hate is a strong word, and my daddy always said, "you have to first love something, to hate it."  Oh Daddy.  Why don't you get your lazy ass up and go for a run?  Let's see who hates what now.

Breathe.  The kid is getting mad again.  I am going to go punch your mom in the face.

FOR REALZ!

Sweet Couch

Hi dudes!

The kid is in a brutal battle with the couch and motivation.  Right now it's couch 2, the kid 0.  On top of that American Idol is on tonight, so is Hoarders, MythBusters, Dog the Bounty Hunter, and Ugly Betty.

How can I run when all these great shows are on?

What gibs?

Motivation is the activation or energization of goal-oriented behavior. Motivation is said to be intrinsic or extrinsic. The term is generally used for humans but, theoretically, it can also be used to describe the causes for animal behavior as well.

What?

Hi dudes!

Chris and I have been going back and forth arguing about who is a better writer.  The answer is clear - I am smarter, better looking, and funnier than Chris.  Soooo, obviously I am a better writer.    I wrote in Canadian.  Can Chris say that?  He should give up blogging.  What is no talent?

Should I buy a mobile home?  Maybe.

I did a little personal Bix @ 6 this weekend.  Don't even get me started on the meaning of Bix @ 6.  If you want to piss me off, trying showing up for Bix @ 6 at 5:30.  Can you sat Zero-to-Chad?

Mmmm.  The kid likes Miley Cyrus, for REALZ.

Canada

Hi Dudes!

I am going to write this entire blog entry in Canadian.  Sounds good now eh?  Sury if this is hard to read.  Just trying to help people learn another language.

My phone is still broke, I am still broke.  I did drop a few Looonies on a delicious Double-Double.

I really wanted to stay on the old Chesterfield this morning, but I laced up the Runners, and went for a nice 7 miles.  It was a bit of a Give 'er, but I did okay.

Enough of that.  Canada sucks.

Have a good night convicts, hope those darn Mounties don't get ya eh.

Chump out -

Can you have Taco Tuesday on Wednesday?

What up convicts?

#include 
 
int main(void) {
 
   printf("Hello World");
   return 0;
}

That is code for Hello.

Thank you dialing in to my blog today.  Um, do you dial in to a blog, or log in to a blog?  I suppose if you use your cellular telephone it could be both?


These are the questions that plague our society today.  By "our" I mean "me".


I am fixing my I Phone tonight because I am a nerd and because it hasn't worked in 4 days.  That's right, I can fix an I Phone.  


How does that taste bitches?  D-Licious 


Chad-Licious style.


This is a running blog right?  Here it is - I ran good today and felt good today.  4 miles never looked so sexy.


Later dudes!

Sullen & Down

Chris signed up for the Pikes Peak Marathon today.  Awww man.  He is so cool.  For realz.


I am showing a bad temper or hostility by refusal to talk, behave sociably, or cooperate cheerfully.  Pretty cool?  Nay, not cool.  It blows.


I hope someone buys my house.  For realz.

Bloody Sunday

Hi Dudes!


I just got done watching "Minute to Win it".  Lame.  What is no fans?  I should have watched "House Hunters".  I should have punched myself in the face.  I should have punched your mom in the face...again.


BAMM!


I ran today.  Thats right, biatch.  How far?  How fast?  


Don't worry about it.  I ran.


Damian, Dave, and I went out last night for bit.  Good times, cold reebs, early night.


Later


don't hate me because I'm a Chump.  don't hate the player, hate the game

Happy St Paddy's Day (kind of)

Hi Dudes!


Today is an off day, and I take my off days very seriously.  Never miss an off day.  I ran three days in a row and felt good.  Holla!


Plan your work...work you plan.  I have a training schedule mapped out that is rather brilliant.  It involves running.  What? Crazy.


I was going to go to Ames on Friday, but did not.  Andy and I hung out Thursday night.  We did some speed chatting.  I don't recommend it.  Let's see...had some wams, some reebs, and it's time for the weekend.  Bamm!


Well, Campian just came over.  It's go time,


Later bitches!

Back to Back

Hi Dudes!


I am running / jogging as this blog post is being written...literally.  Today is the second day to the new old Chad.  Yesterday I rocked 9:48s for 4.2 miles and felt good.


I drove my tiny inflatable automobile to the gymnasium while blogging on my Apple cellular telephone.  Technology rocks...and so do I.

Today at work I programmed some pretty cool stuff.  I can't really get in to it, but let's just say that the US Treasury Department is pretty jealous of the amazing things we are doing at Quad City Bank and Trust.  Real cutting edge.  Here is a glimpse into what I do;

- sprite behavior to follow cursor horizontally
on exitFrame me
  sprite(me.spriteNum).locH = the mouseH
end 


I just need to perform a core dump, cannofy the process, and blammo.


I know...wow!

Please note that I am not a real Chump, I just play one on this blog.  These thoughts are not necessarily those of the Chad Wisham.  They are most likely too advanced for him.  Please feel free to give Chad full credit though.

Back in the Sadle again...

Well goood evening blog heads.  Today is the first day of the rest of my running life.  You heard me right.


The Kid is back and ready to role....tootsie roll...let me see your toots...um no, don't.


I had a good workout today and my dear friend Chris Brooks is the greatest motivator of all time.  I owe him more than I can ever repay.  for realz


I signed up for the Nashville Marathon today.  Well, I signed up for the Hama today.  It is on like Donkey Kong smokin a bong.


That's it for today.  Re-read this gem as often as you like and soak all of my greatness in.


-Chump out


this has been written in the 3rd person by the 2nd person about 1 person for all people.  Put that in your smoke and pipe it!